15) Ladies, have you dated men in the past who turned out to be gay?

This is an important question to ask yourself when your marriage starts to have problems. Statistics have shown that women who have encountered gay men romantically in the past are the most likely to repeat this mistake in future relationships. If you answered yes, you should ask yourself whether you’re honestly looking for a man or just a shopping companion. Is sharing gossip more important to you than raising children?

From: Is My Husband GAY?

So, ladies, if you’ve ever turned a man gay – your husband is at risk!

(I laughed more at reading this article than the HuffPost piece that it inspired… read it and laugh. Or feel extremely uncomfortable that there are people that think this way, and feel very sad.)

So super-uber-talented-fantasto-cool guy has now turned his hand to directing. Justin Timberlake decided to promote 901 Tequila – his own brand – by creating his own commercial with – well, watch and you decide whether the results are dubious, first:

If the embed doesn’t work right – it’s being twitchy – click here to watch.

Seriously. What the hell WAS that?

I believe the quote is from Benjamin Franklin… which in the very best case scenario seems more than a little pretentious for a product commonly sold with a worm in the bottle. Evidently, he’s trying to raise the profile of tequila so that it will be held in the same esteem as something like Scotch or fine wine. But let’s review how he’s gone about this:

Put on panties, quote Franklin while pouring drink for sycophant, remove jewellery, receive oral sex – TEQUILA!

I think that was the basis of the lyrics of many of the greatest pop hits of the 1970s, wasn’t it?

I know I’m probably late to the game with this since we really only pick up 3 TV stations on the antenna, and the only American channel is PBS… but holy crap this thing is HILARIOUS – at least to those of us with dirty minds.

You know they had to improve on the thing, so they also made this version for MEN!

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If she’s going to be bleeding for the ENTIRE SUMMER, perhaps swimming pools are the least of her worries?

I was a totally fapped noob when it came to the language used by today’s teens, so this phatty info kept me from being defriended, fo shiz. Now I can chillax and pez out with my chili and gel.

Or maybe this hooptie grip is completely jacked, yo…

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!?!Seriously!?! “Rents” for “free rent”? Try short for PArents?!