If you want to reach me, you might have to make a little effort. I assure you it will be worth it. (OK, I’m full of shit, I can’t assure you of any such thing.)

To reach me, you are going to have to use one of the following methods (in order of most to least likely to reach me):

1. Use the Contact form below
2. Leave a comment here on a blog post.
3. ICQ me. If you are not on my ICQ list, TELL ME WHO YOU ARE when you ask to be added. My ICQ number is 2773221
4. Windows Live Messenger (aka MSN messenger/.NET messenger/Windows shitty chat messenger). ID: polarbear_ca (at) hotmail (dot) com. DO NOT email me at this address, I don’t use that email account. It is just there because of messenger. You won’t get a reply.
5. Yahoo Messenger ID: ca_cokebear_ca

So, you see, you can always find me somehow. Don’t hold your breath hoping to catch me on MSN or Yahoo at your random convenience, though… I rarely turn them on unless I’m told someone is looking for me there. If you contact me via email and say you’ll be there at certain times, I will try and track you down if I can.

Now… go back to your reading.