I think I need one of these, because some people don’t “get” me. Sometimes I ridicule with sarcasm or devil’s advocacy, and maybe someone might take something as the opposite of what it means – I would not want that to happen. So I think I need this list (which I will expand as I think of items) to explain what you are going to be offended by.

If you -

1. Believe creationism is more than parable or simplification of the science of the creation of the universe
2. Have ever used the term intelligent design to justify belief in (1) in spite of all logical contradictions and contraindications
3. Believe that people are the primary or sole cause of global warming, and that we can somehow stop it
4. Have ANYTHING to do with PETA (unless it’s the Eating Tasty Animals one)
5. Trust – without critical thinking or research
   • what the mass media tells you
   • what the government or a politician tells you
   • what law enforcement tells you
6. Make more than $70,000 a year, have under 6 kids, and complain about your “struggles to make ends meet”
7. Spend $4+ on a cup of coffee but can’t spend 5 minutes with your kids because you are too busy making money to buy more coffee
8. Use drive-thrus or illegally park in handicap spaces for no reason other than you don’t want to strain your lazy ass
9. Believe being ‘tired’ is the same as someone suffering with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome

- you’re going to have your feelings hurt at some point – I can promise that. You’re going to get pissed off. Understand that if you want to rant at ME, you’re going to have to get your OWN blog to do it on. And yeah – I AM aware that if you have to explain the joke, it isn’t funny any more.

All good? Don’t fall into any of the above categories? Not afraid to get your feelings hurt? Actually have a sense of humour – and are willing to use it?

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