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by PolarBear on June 29th, 2009

filed under Parenting, Too cute

Our 8-year-old sent this as a Facebook message to all of her contacts. In other words, her Mom, Dad, grandparents and some family friends. She has a bit of dyslexia and please don’t hold her spelling against her. I thought she did a pretty good job. J is her 4yo brother, whose nickname is “bupba”. She is A.

aaaaaaaaaaaa this is a bit scarey but a lot funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LPv9qfYqLE wen you see the word ZOMBE close your eyes and plug your ears qwikly if you don’t like SCAREY!

(me) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa! help! zombe

(zombe) brains! brains!

(me) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(music) bumbumbumbumbum

(zombe) i’m a zombe i eat 100000 brains a day but today i’m eating 100001!

(me) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! help! zombe! help! help! help! help! help! help! help! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(J) A? wakeup A! it’s time to wakeup!

(me) yawn zzzzzzzz

(J screaming in my ear) A WAKE UP NOW!!!!!!!

(me) J go away… zzzzzzzz

(J) wawawa i wonna play with you

(me) you do? ok! wutya wonna play?

(J) how bot…… ZOMBES?!

(me) NO! not zombes!

(J) then how bot…..hide’n go seek?

(me) YES! i’m gonna hide and you count to 20!

(J) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 12 14 18 23 39 20! reddy or not hir i com!

(me hiding ) he’ll nevr find me here hehehe …1 minit latr

(J) found ya! hehehe tag your it

(me) hay i’ll get you bupba!

THE END

I don’t care what you think, I thought it was hilarious.